KNOB OF THE WEEK

Last week I awarded KotW to Peter Wright for his performances, and this week he played 2 games and lost both, one in the meaningless Premier League and on Friday night where he was given to nobody's surprise the main slot in the evening, he then lost after missing match darts to Mickey Mansell  who averaged a miserable 87.

Last week I also spoke of Wade who gave it all mouth about how he would return to the top 10 this year, and 3 months later since making that claim he has dropped 3 more further places, and again in the first round of the Euro tour he faced off against a player far below him in the ranking who is closing in on him in the OoM and in the race for the Matchplay. I was not surprised he lost, in fact I suspect many people would have fancied Edhouse to win when you factor in the form of both players, but Wade averaged a meagre 86. Perhaps if he spent less time promoting CBD products  across twitter and concentrated on his game  he might start winning games and possibly convince himself he is able to get back in the top 10. There is no shame is losing,and  age, tiredness , lack of motivation etc might play a part, but after making claims how you will be back in the top 10 and then get actually worse, makes you look a complete knob.

If Wade keeps losing first round, he will not be automatically in the euro tours, and once he has to start qualifying it will be even harder, and once he loses his Matchplay spot, along with the Grand Prix etc, he will be lucky to stay in the top 32 let alone get back in the top 20

THE GLORIFIED NON RANKING INVITATIONAL EXBO

Obviously I did not watch the glorified, non ranking invitational exbo for the clique of Twat Porter, why would I, I watched the football instead, and this weeks darts highlight would be the Euro tour. I started watching the highlights package on youtube  Friday evening before the Euro tour started and saw that Bellyboy is actually skinnier now than the obese chav kebab guzzler, even if Bellyboys head is still gigantic. Bellyboy is fast making Littler his own personal whipping boy, as he beat him yet again and for the 4th time in this meaningless event. Will be curious to see how it plays out in a comp that actually matters, then my landline rang, and by the time I got back the youtube highlights were over, and I could not be bothered to go back such was little I cared plus the evening session of the euro tour started.

 I actually have seen people claim the Premier League is important because the winner gets over quarter of a million, as if somehow the non ranking prize fund a player pockets should be of importance to me. Phil Taylor made a fortune from exbos for over 2 decades and still charges big money for exbos, are we suppose to believe this matters too ?
The Premier League, World Series, World Cup , are good pay days for those involved but why would or should I care about a players non ranking payday if it has no effect on rankings or who qualifies for majors ?

As I have always said I prefer proper ranking darts, variety of players, afternoon and evening sessions of darts etc. I know some people like the Premier League, its just watching the same 8 over and over for months on end, no variety, trying to entertain hordes of simpleminded drunk scum whilst the prick Mardle rabbits on thinking his self deprecation act is hilarious. Sadly it is a necessary evil and it is needed, as the revenue it creates helps fund the tour for the year. Whilst I have reached the point where it simply holds no interest, good luck to those that enjoy it, I wish I could.

 EURO TOURS

Last weeks Euro tour was superb and posted this after its completion last Sunday

I know Dan Dawson is obsessed with certain players and places far too much emphasis on average as to close competitive game, but there was something for everyone. Price hit an average of 115, Stutters Aspinall had an average of 113, Dobey an 111, Schindler a 105,  and Menzies, Bunting, Heta, Piereczko, Edhouse, Smudger, Noppert, Slevin, Gotthardt and Bellyboy all recorded a average over a ton.  Bellyboy and Edhouse was a superb watch with Bellyboy hitting 8 maximums and losing in a last leg decider to Edhouse taking out a 160. The main story was Price who has dominated this event in recent years going for yet another title, whilst the home favourite Schindler who was superb all weekend  both made their way to the final.

Okay the little teutonic spacehopper went a bit overboard with the faggy tears, but it was a glorious result, German darts needed it too. The Germans to their credit pack out the venues and in terms of respect, they generally show more respect to the players, and behave far better than their British counterparts like those scumbags at the Premier League who do not give 2 fucks about the game and use the darts as a front to some piss up and an excuse to behave like animals. Of course it also did not stop the little Welsh moaning prick Price from finding fault with the crowd as per usual.

Then hardly surprising seeing as the biggest things he has ever won in the game were in empty arena during covid. I like watching Price but he is a sore loser, and I once said show me a good loser and I will show you a loser, I prefer a player to be upset or annoyed when they lose, it shows they care, but there are limits to how much and too what they complain about. If its not he crowd, its the temperature, or a breeze, its always something.  

I was delighted for Schindler and only fitting he be higher ranked than Marshmallow man Clemens who in my opinion the greatest choker in the game with a tour card.

Earlier tonight Schindler started in the first round against the dangerous Gian van Veen who dumped out Barney in the last 2 euro tours, and Schindler won with an average of almost 109.

Edhouse was in fine form again , and a belated happy birthday Ritchie, who follows me on twitter.

I cannot watch a Callan Rydz game as all my attention is focused on that ridiculous comb over.

I hope Perez loses his tour card, by fuck he is slow and boring, I won't miss him

Cullen was abysmal

Roetczsch and Barney started superb with 4 ton plus checkouts in the first 4 legs

The obese kebab guzzling Luke Fatter like got a handy draw again, imagine my surprise, and since the obese little cunt  usually does not get up before the the crack of noon , imagine again my surprise this obviously one sided match was given an evening slot.Thankfully for the walking heart attack he did not have to waddle about on the oche for long as he won 6-0 against a player averaging 33 points less than him, and he could fuck off  and sit on his hole for another 24 hours.

On the topic of the lazy cunt , Littler last week made a list of the 30 influential Europeans in sports under the age of 30. I had to laugh at this, a morbidly rotund chav cunt vaping at 16, living on kebabs, who hauls his enormous obese arse out of bed so he can sit on his hole to play video games is in a list that is entitled "sports"

MvG  who used to boast how people feared him, clearly  is reeling from the beatings littler has put on him recently, and said this week of the Forbes list  "he hasn’t won anything yet. If people haven’t won anything yet, should they be getting into Forbes".

MvG is positively seething  and annoyed of the attention kebab guzzler is getting, as well as MvG not understanding what influential means. We were told Pinocchio was influential for getting women involved in the game, and suspect the article was implying Littler was influential in drawing a younger audience, and viewing figures for the PDC has backed that up. MvG's  remarks how he has won nothing of note or how he hasn’t won anything yet matters not. After all what retarded cunt actually believes Littler and sports go hand in hand or ever be in the same sentence  ? MvG comes out of this looking petty, and unlike other players who have won nothing of note like Chizzy, I suspect its only a matter of time before Littler wins a proper ranking tv event. I doubt it will take him over a decade like it did Bellyboy he hasn’t won anything yet. If people haven’t won anything yet, should they be getting into Forbes providing the vaping bone idle lazy fast food guzzling cunt does not get a banger before that.

Anyhow, if this weekends action is half as good as last weekends it will be 2 glorious days of darts.

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

The award this week goes to Krusty Peter Wright. This is not based solely on his Premier League performances as the PL on its own means fuck all, its just a nice pay day for Twat Porter's clique, and those that kiss his hole and go back on their word like Rob Dross but those results form part of the overall reason. so lets look at the recent results in just the last 5 days alone

Monday- Players Champs #7 : Not only lost first round in the last 128, he was murdered 6-1 by a player who has not even got a tourcard who averaged 84
Tuesday - Players Champs #8 : Again he lost first round in the last 128, and again lost to a player who averaged in the 80s
Thursday - Premier League : Granted he was playing Luke Humphries, but he led 4-1 and then lost 5 on the trot
Friday - Euro Tour #3 : Led 4-1 on Clemens and loses 6-5


Wright was raped by Berry van Peer, as said, a player without a tour card , recovering from the made up symptom of "dartitis" and is a jobber in Modus. He got beaten by Lee Evans, and I am sure there is some joke in there, and tonight he lost to marshmallow man Gabriel Clemens, who is currently the greatest choker in the PDC by a country mile.
I have seen people compare the choking Hun cunt to players like Ian White, but as much of a choker White is/was, he at least won floor comps, Clemens is the worst. It took KotW winner Krusty to out choke Clemens for Clemens to fall over the line despite having the throw and starting with a maximum.

I know some dipstick will claim , ah but he is old and on the way down the rankings, but here is what annoys me, come next Thursday, those masochists tuning in will be told how the 8 players in the glorified, invitational, non ranking money making roadshow will have the "8 best players in the world". Are there people who actually believes that shit ? I and many others said last December that Weight should be nowhere near the PL, but because the old cunt dresses up like a spastic for mutants in the crowd, he gets in.  Make no mistake, the Premier League is not based on merit, or ability, hunger or desire, but placating pissed up people stupid enough to part with their cash and then tell those stupid enough to believe it, that its "a Major". some people will believe anything.
I will not be watching next Thursday, I did not watch one second of this weeks event, why would I ?
This Premier League sill has another 7 weeks left. Even if you were not fed up seeing the same 8 players over and over for the last 11 weeks, seeing the same match ups, you have to subject yourself to the sound of Mardle spouting absolute bullshit, and thinking he is funny. The thought of him even existing sickens me at this point.
Anyone expecting me to comment on the non ranking roadshow where the scum of the earth pay top price for tickets to be subjected to violence, verbal abuse, flying pitchers of beer etc under the pretense of them being fans of a game supposedly watching an event that means nothing other than a healthy pay day for those in Twat Porters clique I did not watch so cannot comment.. I will tune in for the last week or 2 when the monotony of it is shaken up a bit when there is some minimal amount at stake.
And for anyone who claims it is a major, its not, a proper major is ranking, you only have to look at how Glen Durrant won this exbo a few years ago and then his game fell off a cliff, were it a ranking comp, the money on his OoM would have bought him far longer.

A mention for the mental mechanic James Wade who won possibly one of the most crucial games of his recent years, like Krusty he too has been losing a lot despite some solid performances, No one can deny the things he has done in the game,the 3rd most successful player in PDC history, yet somehow fails to get in to some peoples top ten, which is bizarre, and outside of Phil Taylor, no one has spent more time in the worlds top 10. Earlier this year whilst world #19 he made a claim that he would be back in the world's top 10 by the end of the year. Fast forward 3 months, and not only has he not climbed, he has dropped another 2 spots to World #21. He lost to Gurney in the last Euro tour, and to be fair it was a harsh draw when he could have got some home nation qualifier, but this week in the Players championships he went out first round on both days, which I believe is the first time he lost first round twice in a row for years. He lost to Jim Williams & Danny Lauby, and was in danger of missing the Matchplay for the first time since he joined the PDC, he was in the last spot in the race for the Matchplay heading in to his game against Mike de Decker who ironically was the player  behind him in the ranking, and would overtake Wade. He could still miss the Matchplay, and this is where a player can disappear quickly when you fail to reach the majors, whilst those around you overtake you. Wade will be lucky to remain world #21, let alone get back to the top 10 if he don't get his act together.

Then I did write him off in 2017, and he returned and won 2 tv titles in a week in 2018, I wrote him off again in 2020 and he came back and won the UK Open in 2021, but this time, he looks done, especially with the quality of players coming through. The weird thing is Wade is years younger than Chizzy & Clayton and over a dozen years younger than Ando and Peter Wright. In fact Peter Wright did not even win his first PDC Tv title until he was 6 years older than what Wade is now.  Wade has the temperament, ability, talent, but he was never a player that did a lot of practice and one could understand after almost 20 years the hunger is not there, especially as he has made 7 figures from the game.


MODUS

Last week I spoke how Modus and even the CDC were the best run orgs outside of the PDC, and sure enough both orgs then go post things on twitter that  made me shake my head.
Modus posted this

How much influence do these people I have never heard of have ?
Secondly in what fucked up universe are those jobbers now considered professionals ? Outside of Pinocchio, what player on that list makes a living from darts ? Unless you are living on bread and rain water, living in a caravan in the shadow of a nuclear reactor, how in the blue fuck could those people be considered professional where they could live on what they make from the game.
What sort of sad bastard would then watch all those "influencers" in a singles competition ? Imagine advertising that, they should be ashamed of putting that on a stream. I thought first it was an older tweet from April 1st until I checked the date.

The CDC took a leaf out of the old BDO manual for making the most idiotic mistakes with online posters when they posted this

As I type this Alex Spellman has just hit a 9 darter  in the above event, which I am watching live on youtube,  That gave him a 4-2 lead, and he has just won 5-2 with a ton average.

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KNOB OF THE WEEK.
 

I have said multiple times in the past outside of the PDC, that Modus Super Series is possibly the best organised darts circuit, and yes arguments can be made for the CDC in America and other orgs that have sporadic events, but Modus produce live streaming 6 days a week for the vast majority of the year, even if the majority of those watching are degenerate gambling addicted cunts who would bet on 2 flies climbing a wall and blame others for their addiction and failure as functioning human beings when they get upset over losing money they could not afford to gamble.

I can even tolerate Nicholson to point in this, and Glen Durrant is fast becoming my favourite on comms in all of darts, then to be fair the bar is not that high overall. However for all the good they do, that is not to say they don't completely fuck up and repeat the same mistakes over and over.
There has been players who had to not only qualify to earn a shot at Modus,whilst others are simply just offered spots, but some even after qualifying had to wait months on end to be given a chance to play, whilst Modus give preferential treatment to absolute cunts like the parasite, proven liar and useless over rated potbellied geriatric prick spineless Adams. The parasite is not alone either. Neil Duff, Pinocchio Sherrock, Rob Thornton, Teapot Osborne and Andy Hamilton who as fucked more pensioners than Harold Shipman all seem to get invite after invite whilst players more deserving and who have gone through qualifiers must wait months on end. I like Thornton and Osborne, but that does not negate the fact certain players get preferential treatment, even when they fail over and over. I have called out the PDC in the past for favouritism and will do the same for Modus.
Do those selecting the players seriously think the likes of that parasite, 2 faced lying sack of shit wrapped in skin Adams will draw more viewers to their stream ?
The answer is no, only 3 types of people watch Modus, those gambling addicted cunts who would watch anything in order to bet on it, true darts fans like myself who already know how shit parasite Adams is and have no desire to ever watch him and would prefer some younger player with potential be given the chance, and lastly family members and friends of the players, and that is getting smaller for parasite Adams.

In Modus there are 3 groups. Group A has 6 players where only one player qualifies, Group C also has 6 players, but 2 qualify, and Group B, which has only 5 players but 3 qualify for the finals night, guess which group they stuck the Rolf Harris lookalike parasite Adams in ? That's right group B and then that victim of mother nature Joey Deacon can try hoodwink people when the begging parasite gets through and pretend that the most over rated cunt in the history of the game is some type of great player.


PDC SHIT

Luke Humphries who was racking up Euro Tour wins for months finally won a TV major when he won the Grand Prix back in October.
He followed that up 42 days later with another ranking tv title in the Grand Slam of Darts.
One week later Humphries wins yet another ranking tv title in the Players champions ships final. At this point he won more in 49 days than what Bellyboy won in over a dozen years.
Humphries, not content with just that haul then follows that up 5 weeks later with the greatest prize in all of darts the World championship. It is obvious to everyone who the best player in the world is currently, well except to the worlds tallest midget, Michael van Gerwen who persisted to run his mouth stating how "people fear me", doubling down with other nonsense such as "if I play well I win". The rubber lipped Hunchback has such an ego he does not realize how retarded he sounds as well as acts and looks.

Humphries reaches the final of the UK Open, another TV ranking event, Humphries then last weekend not only wins the euro tour, but does so with the 4th highest comp average in history. Only now it starts to dawn on the hunchbacked prick MvG that Humphries might be the best player in the world. It must have hurt his pride to finally admit it as Luke Humphries ripped him a new asshole in the final of the Euro tour

Then we came to the glorified, invitational , non ranking exbo played in front of a full house, packed to the rafters for the most part with Mancunian scum. The moron on comms, I think it was Stuart Pyke was trying to convey his absolute shock how Humphries was 3-0 down to Bellyboy averaging low 80s as if this was some huge event. Here is a guy who won 4 ranking tv titles, multiple ranking euro tours, and reached the final of another ranking comp in the UK Open,  a player who has pocketed in the region of one million quid from ranking events in the last 6 months alone and Pyke upset how he is not getting motivated for a 17 week non ranking invitational exbo that is not important.
Sky went berserk for the 9-darter that Price hit on his way to the final. They replayed it over and over, but do you know what they did not show ? They did not show the scum crowd that were fighting in the stands whilst the 9 darter was being hit, or show how throughout the night people with children in the crowd were being bombarded with pitchers of beer and other objects. The PDC or Sky simply wont acknowledge this, the PDC do not care, just get the scum in, pack them in tight, charge them a fortune for tickets, feed them drink at extortionate prices, let them run amok and never acknowledge the problems. One night some poor fucker will be stabbed or killed and the PDC who have allowed this environment to fester will act like they are surprised. I consider myself a darts fan and I would not attend a PL night even if they paid me to attend, let alone gave me free tickets. Fuck that !

Another player who I am fast taking a dislike to is that dwarf cunt from the Valleys who has an excuse for everything. Price is a good watch, but an atrocious loser who makes excuse after excuse for every defeat. If its not the temperature in a building, its the fans, or its the travel, . Here is a guy who likes to portray this image of a hard man ex rugby player, who is soft as shit running to instagram sobbing every time he gets beaten.  This week after he lost, and went as usual to instagram wrote "Final was spoilt before a dart was even thrown but that's what happens". You could say if he was referring to the scum crowd, he might have a point, but he followed that comment up with ''Great crowd and amazing atmosphere. Thanks Manchester,'' so it was not the crowd. Who knows what upset him, it will be something else next week when he loses, and the same the week after.

John Part should never, and I mean never shown on TV with his shirt tucked in with that gut hanging out, some people get home late from work and could be eating. Show him from the chesticles up or at least have him wear the shirt loose and hanging and not tucked in, and most certainly not from the side .

Six years ago today, April 5th , Eric Bristow passed away. My favourite player of all time, the first true superstar, and even after he packed up competing, his commentary was second to none, and his slating of the BDO every Xmas and New Year was comedy gold. You would wonder what he would think of the players today like Price who constantly makes excuses, the entitlement of those like Bellyboy.

 

Could you imagine his opinion on the whole fiasco of guys like Noah and Victor pretending to be women players and him riling up the woke cunts

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Roll on the players championships...

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KNOB OF THE WEEK.
 

The main news in Darts this week was the debate, and I use the word debate in the loosest terms since you will find those who love to roar and shout would have you believe you can simply change your gender by putting on a bra, and simply stating you have become a woman, are the very same people who love to tell you how opinions matters, how they should be respected etc, however if your opinion differs, then suddenly your opinion does not matter, your comments are then disrespected, and these brainwashed imbeciles fail to be aware of their own hypocrisy and double standards.

I could not give 2 flying fucks if some bloke who obviously is mentally ill simply thinks they can change their gender, it does not bother me. I do not care if the bloke Noah plays in the PDC Challenge tour or Q-school either, why should I as the PDC is supposedly unisex.That also does not bother me
The PDC are responsible for their own stupidity by creating a women's series, a series specifically for one gender in a code that purports to be unisex, and for that idiocy the PDC have put themselves in the mix, when this all could have been avoided. Yet again this does not bother me.

What does bother me, are these mentally ill people and their brainwashed supporters who think if they shout and roar loud enough, cry hard enough, throw insults around whilst they cry if one is returned, harp on about tolerance but are intolerant of others opinions think their blatant agenda and twisted narrative and agenda can somehow alter the law of biology.
No amount of lies, media pressure, blatant agenda, will convince me or any other person with the capacity to think for themselves to disregard the most basic concepts of biology. When I am being dictated to and told what to think is when this becomes a serious problem. A man can put on a dress, a bra and some lipstick but it does not make them a woman, that is not an opinion that is a biological fact, and if stating biological facts makes a person a transphobe, then I will accept that title, in fact I will be proud of it, wear it as a badge of honour that symbolizes my ability to not only think for myself, but show I will not be brainwashed by what is a sweeping dysphoria of mental illness. It is a sickness for a sick generation.
Take a look at this brainwashed asshole that cannot grasp the most simple fundamental rule of biology.

THE WDF DUTCH TEAM

People automatically then presumed I would be supportive of Aileeen de Graaf and Anca Ziljstra and their stance against biological men playing in the women's game. Except I would have been supportive of those 2 had those 2 selfish cunts spoken out long before this.
Unlike Deta Hedman who was vocal since the very start and complained and her cries fell upon deaf ears, these 2 cunts only developed an issue with Men in the Women's game as soon as the man started winning events and started to take the spot of a real woman in the Dutch team and their own spot was in danger. Why did Aileen not complain from day one like Deta if she felt so strongly, oh wait, Noah was not wining the top prizes then and was jobbing away, now he is winning more and putting Aileen's and Anca's spot in the Dutch team at risk, its an issue to them. Fuck Aileen and Anca they are not doing it for some sort of female solidarity, they are doing for their own selfish needs. This is the same Aileen who as a lesbian identifies under the same flag as Noah, which seems to have gone unnoticed. Now they are all turning on themselves. Another rug muncher Martina Navratalova was also tweeting and complaining about Men in Women's darts, even though she looks more man than Noah looks woman. We have lesbians turning on trannies, mentally ill men who think they are women being supported by woke men who are secretly gay, and have no problem accepting men in drag as women as they can hide behind that to mask they are closet cornholers who would fuck a man in drag and pretend they are straight.

The reality is though, no matter how much these mentally ill men in drag will claim to be a woman, they are the biggest threat to real biological women in multiple ways. They love to spout idiotic terms like inclusivity whilst some man takes the place of a real woman in the Dutch team. Some real biological woman misses out in a Womens team to make room for a man., how is that supportive of womens rights?  I rather complain and be a transphobe, than be a sexist woman hating cunt, because that is what these men in drag are, they are stealing the places of a real woman, taking from their prize funds, skewing historical records, and it is not just in darts.


The WDF claimed Noah is allowed into their Womens game because of IOC rules, so suddenly the WDF are following the IOC rules, but the IOC also said Anastasia Dobromyslova can play in the WDF, but the WDF chose to blatantly disregard that. Seems the IOC only matters when it suits the WDF. These cunts then having no problem accepting sponsorship of a Kremlin affiliated company. That alone gets them Knob of the Week.

Here is a hypothetical question, the WDF, unike the PDC, has 2 distinctive codes one supposedly for Men and one for women, so suppose Noah keeps improving and decides the money in the WDF mens game is better than the money in the WDF womens game and decides he is a man again in order to compete for the better male prize fund, would anyone suddenly object how he would be manipulating the system for his own benefit ? Or would people think its where a biological male should be playing, or would it highlight the whole absurdity of things ?


THE GLORIFIED INVITATIONAL ROADSHOW

Stayed in Thursday, watched the first game between both Luke's and it was a quality standard, played in front of a big crowd, shown in High definition, hyped to the hilt, and in the second match we got Bellyboy and MvG, and the only thing that I took away from this game was, after all the abuse I gave Bellyboy for being a fat bastard and allowing himself get in to that visually repulsive condition was, he is not as fat as Hunchback who has a hole fatter than Anca Zilstra, Baldy prick looks more like a fucking hippo every week.

After that I was done watching it, it is simply too hard to be invested in a non ranking exbo played by the same 8 players week in week out. I found out later, the little obese kebab swallowing chav won, and it meant fuck all to me. The final night of this long drawn out boring n ranking shit might interest me but until then I simply have given up.
I then found out rubber lips MvG who got owned yet again by Littler tried to make excuses for his latest defeat and said about Littler beating him "Every time he won against me it was not convincing, while he does against other players". What a pathetic cunt MvG truly is, remember this is the mongoloid looking prick that claimed "people fear me". How is that working out for him lately ?.

SENILE SHIT FOR JOBBERS

MvG was not the only former great winner that made a complete idiot of themselves this week. Phil Taylor, spent another event whoring himself out in the senile shit, in order to garner the attention he desperately craves, all the while destroying his legacy. I guess retiring gracefully was just too much for him.

As usual with Taylor, he was not able to stop himself from also spouting the most idiotic claims in the process. After the convicted groper could not even beat the giggling, spineless, bearded, pregnant looking parasite divorcee in the senile shit he claimed in a newspaper interview that proven liar and begging bastard Adams could have been a "multi multi millionaire" had he joined the PDC. Of course inbred mentally defective mushrooms who had always hated Taylor and the PDC that he represented and berated everything Taylor would say suddenly seemed to use this as some bizarre sort of validation that the begging liar that is spineless could have possibly cut it in the PDC. Odd isn't it how those that dismissed everything Taylor would say in the past now suddenly agree with him when it is something they want to believe ? Remember this is the same Phil Taylor that thought every jobber was "a cracking little player". He has predicted more jobbers to be future world champions than Rod Harrington has, and only a compete imbecile takes anything he says with any seriousness.


Taylor led 9-6 in a race to 10 and lost. Thornton led 9-4 in a race to ten and lost to some guy I had never even heard of. He was the very epitome of a pub jobber. This Senile shit has run its course, not even the former name value of the once great Taylor can save this shit. On a darts forum I post on the Senile shit got a total of 11 posts for the weekend and most of them were off topic. The weather, football, boxing threads etc were far busier.No one wants to watch that let alone discuss it. Who in their right mind will watch those useless cunts, I forgot to find out who won for this write up, and no interest in finding out either.



Roll on the PDC Euro Tour, fresh match ups, unlike the geriatrics and the munters, we will get a proper higher standard, and unlike the glorified invitational exbo, proper ranking darts too.

Lastly, some entries for the next munter series

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KNOB OF THE WEEK.

In Darts there are many miserable cunts, from the sour faced hun of Daryl Gurney, to the hypochondriac that is Mervyn King, the Dutch being the specialists in this field with the likes of Vincent van der Voort and many others, but Gurney only looks miserable, King at least tries to not hog the limelight, and big Vinnie is very outspoken and to his credit calls it like it is, but no one, and I do mean no one is more miserable than Barney. He is not only miserable, but has an over inflated ego, moans about everything, and claims he lost the passion for the game, week after claims he found it, a week later lost it again, threatened to retire for years, when he finally did, he had to come back.

Here is a guy who never had a passion for the game, and was and is only ever interested in the financial side, and that is fine, and can completely understand that, but lets not kid ourselves, since his wife left him, no doubt taking a sizeable chunk of his career earnings he had no option but to return to the game he clearly hates in order to earn coin to keep the new gold digging wife happy and secondly to feed his ego.
Many people forget that Barney's initial intention was to retire, milk the exbo circuit with Phil Taylor, but covid saw put to that leaving him short of coin, new wife in tow, and an inflated ego to boost. Hence his return, along with a completely ridiculous hair transplant.
Why has  got such an inflated ego ? Because for years he was told he was a 5 time world champion by the likes of Mardle and inbred simpleminded bdo fans, that he has actually believed it. He genuinely believes slapping the parasitic Adams, Chris Mason, John Burton Colin Monk, Mike Veitch, Sean Palfrey, Steve Duke and Richie Davies around the oche in Bob Potter's run down hotel constitutes being a World champion.

No one can take away the greatest moment ever for me concerning Barney - that is right, the day he retired. The next best moment was when he won a superb world championship, his first and only. He followed that up with a UK Open only a couple of months later, and  week or so later in 2007 won the Desert Classic. Then came his speech in Las Vegas, where his accepted Taylor was the best, and crawled into Taylor's pocket and never came out.
He has not won a single ranking televised event since........that is 17 fucking years, and still today we have cunts like Mardle, Dawson etc kiss the sweaty hole of this ego maniacal miserable fuckwit. He spent well over a decade getting undeserved and unwarranted invites to the Premier League and World Series events, the PDC website and social media accounts hype his games as if he was still a top 8 player in the world al the while looking dour and miserable and depressing the fuck out of  viewers. This prick is so far up his own hole I am surprised  cannot see the back of his own teeth.
Sadly this week he managed to win a comp, and a ranking one at that, and besides it not being televised, and had multiple players missing including the current World Champion Luke Humphries, the same Humphries who won more ranking TV titles in 6 months than Barney did in his entire PDC career, the PDC made out this non televised players championships was something special and they hyped Barney whilst ignoring the fact that countless jobbers have won PDC ranking floor titles in the past like Felix McBrearty, Harry Ward, Barrie Bates, Steve Farmer, Alan Norris, Alex Roy, Co Stompe,Alan Tabern, Max Hopp, Danny Jansen, Denis Ovens, Josh Payne, Darren Webster, Joe Murnan, Paul Nicholson, Wayne Mardle  & Jamie Cave-in.
Then to top it off this week, to show exactly the sort of ego this entitled prick has, whilst on "Sportnieuws.nl." he was discussing Luke Littler, seeing as the little obese chav is all the rage in darts at the moment and the sweaty head shaking ex postman cried how "The other day I walked up to him to shake his hand. Then he took out his earplug for a moment and only said the most necessary thing."

Did Barney expect the kid to genuflect in front of him ? Maybe ask for an autograph ? Barney then doubled down and said of Littler winning the Euro Tour.

I sent a text message: congratulations with Wieze. And then nothing. Fine. Then I'm also a bit done with it. The next time I get asked if I want to do something for him, I'll pass."

"I understand that you get thousands text messages but of course I'm not just anyone. If I've been your inspiration for years, I also expect a text message back." Barney ended with the comment "Dude's on his phone all day, fuck off.".

A grown man crying  because a young kid won't acknowledge him or give him some sort of validation. How pathetic is that ? To spout "I'm just not anyone" shows you the delusions of grandeur this prick has.

THE PDC NON RANKING GLORIFIED INVITATIONAL ROADSHOW

As I said weeks ago I am bored of is, and did not watch it as I went out on Thursday night, and saw the highlights on PDC youtube which took little time as I started fast forwarding from the very first match when that bloated Englishman dressed like a clown who became Scottish overnight when it suited his cause turned up in green wearing shamrocks like a attention whore. Game 2 was even worse when Stutters Aspinall and Rob Cross were both wearing green. This is the same Cross who spouted once when he was left out of the Premier League he would not play in it again if he was asked, not only was he lying and could not accept an invite quick enough, he is another who is quite happy to kiss Twat Porters hole and he is even bandying to the fans with the colours for the cities. Match 3 both had players wearing green, but Hunchback gets a bye cos he wore his usual green, but Vermin Price as usual tried to placate the Jackeens in the crowd. Match 4 even saw Andy Fordham MkII Bellyboy wearing  tricolour shirt.
The only thing I took from the highlights was how it was the 3rd time Bellyboy beat Littler this year in the PL.

WINMAU MUNTER AND TRANNY SERIES
This comp made up mostly of grotesque munters, mentally ill men in drag, cake swallowers, minge munchers, and alcos takes place this weekend. I wonder how many of those biological women who spoke out about biological men playing in their events,will refuse to play if drawn against someone like Noah, or Victor or whatever bloke in a dress rocks up trying to pretend he is a woman ? I guess it will be Zero

THE WDF
I have always said this collection of hypocrites, morons, and useless and vindictive cunts are nothing more than the BDO with a name change and a lick of paint.This is the organisation, that banned former Women's World Champion Anastasia Dobromyslova from their events based solely on her nationality which was against the rules of the IOC, The WDF simply ignored the IOC even though Ana not only is living and married with kids in the UK, but she holds a British passport, I bet if she was black or trans the WDF would not discriminate then as they would shit themselves for  of pc backlash.
The WDF "pretended" to be pro Ukraine, whilst discriminating against innocent Russians because we are to believe Russia is evil. The last WDF event the International Youth Challenge which took place in Vienna Austria last weekend was sponsored by...wait for it...Lukoil,  a Russian Energy Corporation, that has strong ties to the Kremlin, since their last chairman who had criticized the war in Ukraine mysteriously "died" outside his hospital window the same day Putin had visited the hospital....imagine that. Also Lukoil were being investigated by the Ukrainian Security Service for financing separatists in Donbas.Seems its okay for the WDF to engage with them whilst systematically denying Anastasia her right to compete.

Try email the WDF for a comment and see what happens.

No proper darts this weekend only munter shit, no proper premier league football this weekend only munter shit, looks like the pub will be busier.

 

Lastly....Mike Huntley,a welsh jobber appeared last week in Modus. No one really expected much from him except this mentally deranged spastic who decided to reply to a 18 month old tweet crying because the degenerate gambler lost money on Huntley

 

 

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KNOB OF THE WEEK

Was there any surprise this week after a video emerged of him punching an opponent is a pub match in Nuneaton?

 The muppet Paul Nicholson usually has splinters in his arse from sitting on the fence, and even he this week said about Adam Smith Neale ""In all the time I've been involved in the sport, I've never known anyone as unpopular among darters as Adam Smith-Neale,".

There has been multiple stories about incidents concerning this geebag, from him ripping off people, owing people money, even getting his ankle broken by a bloke after he was trying to chat up the blokes girlfriend in Italy.

I have never seen a single dart player ever say anything positive about this cunt. You only have to look across social media to see the scum who defended him, birds of a feather and all that. Remember this is a friend of the scumbag Jacklins.

I even saw one stupid cunt on twitter claim how no one knows the truth,and when she was asked the truth the stupid cow claimed "I know exactly what fucking happened I witnessed the whole event. I’m saying fuck all else your dickheads"...which begs the question why reply in the first place if you are not going to engage people which is what they were doing.

I saw another sub human cunt claim Smith Neale was being  harassed and was some sort of innocent victim and other such bullshit, but the first rule you learn, if you are ever going to do something stupid, you do not get caught, and especially don't get caught on video where your employers can see it and suspend you via the DRA which is what happened.

Lets play devils advocate and pretend he was some victim and was the innocent party, and hit his opponent  because of words exchanged, it only serves to show how quick his scumbag mentality comes to the fore ,and lets just say that he thought he was in the right, then why did he shit himself when another guy appeared and pushed him around ? If you were of the opinion you were in the right, surely you would stand by your convictions ? Guess its easier to smack a lad when he is at ease with his hands down, but when he got pushed by a bigger bloke completely shit himself.

As to how long he will get of a ban, who knows, as the DRA morons allowed Wessel Nijman return to the game and he was a cheating match fixing prick, so whatever his punishment is for hitting another dart player is, then surely the Belgian Orphan Kim Crybechts who slapped Mike de Decker should get similar right ?

Oddly I saw no online petition by butt hurt cunts calling for the PDC to ban Crybrechts.

 

One of the things that made me laugh this week was by Leonard Gates who posted this

What makes this funny is behind the scenes and off the oche, this yank cunt has a reputation of not being a nice guy himself and has zero social skills himself and his jovial mannerisms on the oche is all one big act.

OTHER SHIT

 

High Roller Radio , a guy I like sadly posted this tweet today and it fucking annoys me to see people so brainwashed and indoctrinated, or else afraid of upsetting some mentally sick cunts that they pretend the most basic things in biology have ceased to exist.

 Pandering to mentally ill men who think they can change the laws of biology sickens me. This was no typo either, as he not only calls him a "Dutch woman", but later refers to him as "she".

He is a biological male, that is not hate speech, just speech assholes hate.That is a biological fact, and no crying by mentally ill people will change that, nor will any man made law.

A straight man would never fuck a trans woman, or marry one, or even entertain the idea that they are a woman because they are not queer, and before some cunt gets upset by the word Queer, ask yourself what the Q stands for in LGBTQ.... so any supposedly straight bloke that will tell you a man in a skirt is a woman and they accept them  as women only do so because they themselves as secretly gay

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I see MvG the worlds tallest midget got his little feelings hurt in an interview this week, petulant cunt he is. I was out on the piss for most of the week and saw no darts on Thursday as I was in a pub in Carrigaline county Cork. Oddly they had a poster up in the sports bar for an upcoming darts event  with"special players" Andy Hamilton and Tony O Shea, and one of the lads I was drinking with asked if I would be interested, and I replied that if they were playing in my garden I would close the fucking curtains. Any wonder it is free entry.I would sooner eat my own shit than rock up to watch them 2.

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Watched no Modus this week either, nor kept up up with the challenge tour bar the tweet I saw that I commented on above, as the pubs were rocking all week for Cheltenham, and its now St Patrick's day long weekend, so it will carry on for a few more day, and being a bank holiday I can get out of bed on the Monday at the crack of noon and spend the afternoon watching the PDC

 

 

Lastly , sadly I had to update my R.I.P. Section yet again after the passing of Dick Allix.

He along with Tommy Cox and John Markovic , as well as the 14 players were the ones who formed the WDC, now the PDC, He is rightfully a member of the PDC all of Fame, and another who put his own money in to the venture. Was also Bristow's manager back in the 80s

The BDO cunts and their backward inbred cunt fans laughed at the early WDC events sponsored by Lada & Proton Cars and ridiculed the Circus Tavern as some dingy strip joint, but as the saying goes, those who laugh last......I have no doubt there are still bitter twisted human deformities out there still hoping for "the bubble to burst", the same type of genetic mutants that would have you believe Wayne Warren, Christian Kist, Spineless Adams, Neil Duff etc were "World champions"., and the continued growth and success of the PDC down to people like Dick Allix will keep on alienating mushrooms.

Enjoy your weekend folks....I know I will

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KNOB OF THE WEEK

Back in December 2022 I awarded Knob of the Week to Pinocchio Sherrock for her deluded claim that all the players were bringing their A game against her. So it is only fair when a male player makes an equally as retarded claim he too should win Knob of the Week.

This week after Price lost again in the Premier League took to social media to claim "everyone's just bringing their A game against me at the min"

That is absolute bullshit, and here is why. Lets look at his results in the PDC 2024 competitions.

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS

He lost to Brendan Dolan who averaged 95, That is not Dolan's A game

WORLD SERIES

In the Bahrain Masters, Price lost to Littler who averaged 95, the same Littler who averaged 104 in his previous game, so clearly the 95 against Price was not his A-game.

In the Dutch Masters Price again lost to Littler who averaged 98, in Littler's next game he averaged almost 107, yet again Littler did not play his A game against Price.

PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS

Price lost to Dolan in Event #1 cos ...wait for it...it was cold and he went home, and missed PC#2 cos he was still sulking. He returned for PC#3  and lost to Steve Lennon who averaged 94, the same Lennon  that in his next game put 10 points on his average and hit a 104, so clearly Lennon did not bring his A game against Price In PC#4 Price lost to Perez who averaged 90, in the same event,Perez had 4 averages that were higher against other players.

 

THE PREMIER LEAGUE

Night1: Price lost with a 90 average, that is pathetic for PL standard.

Night 2: Price lost to Bellyboy who averaged 101, that is not Bellyboy's A-game

Night 3: Luke Humphries, played 3 times that night and his lowest average was against Price 

Night 4: Prce lost to MvG who averaged 107......for once Price might be right

Night 5: Price averaged 90 yet again, and any player in the PL will beat that without their A game

Night 6: Again Price lost to Humphries, and Luke had an average 7 points higher in his next game

So in the Worlds, PL, Pro tour, and World Series only one single player brought his A-game against Price, an that being MvG in a non ranking event. Price is losing because he is not playing good enough.

How many excuses is he going to use, from the crowd is booing so he has to wear earphones, blames the temperature in the venue, blames the traveling, claims players are bringing their A game etc.

I like watching Price but the truth is if you remove all the "Premier Events" he won in empty arenas his tally is pretty dismal and he would not be classed as a top player.

THE UK OPEN

I was sick of seeing so called dart fans crying all last weekend how the UK Open is not a Major because it was full of jobbers, it is like these cretins would rather see the same players over and over, just like watching the Premier League week in week out. prefer the variety, seeing those who normally make up the numbers get a run, and a pay day, and if you do have a problem with these so called jobbers clogging up the business end of a ranking major, then blame MvG, Price, Bellyboy, stutters Aspinall etc for them not doing their job, don't hate the lower ranked players because they beat your favourites.
This is what makes the whole UK Open special, if you want to watch the same players over and over go watch the Premier league. The only depressing thing was witnessing Babs van den Bergh go back up the rankings. Match of the competition for me was Heta against Littler, a classic.

This tweet did make me laugh

THE GLORIFIED INVITATIONAL EXBO

This weeks roadshow took place in Brighton. The show started with the blonde bint standing out in the street, and the first thing I saw were blacks in tracksuits followed by a cop car, pissheads, cornholers and beggars, under a graveyard western sky on a dark miserable evening. No advert from their tourist board will ever compensate for that bleak grim image which made it look like a shit stain on a map. It made the venue in Exeter of last week look like fucking paradise.

First up was Price and Scumphries who when he misses a double makes a face playing to the camera like the attention whore he is,Price was shit yet again.
Then we got Cross against the vile MvG and then heard the horrifying sound of Turner.
Why is Thunder Thighs turner commentating on the Premier League ?
I know at this point some beta cuck trying to impress others will love to pretend they are sickeningly woke, and then complain because I have complained but no one can even answer these simple questions
What experience does Turner have of playing in front of crowds that size ?
What experience does she have of playing for those levels of money ?
What experience has she of playing to those levels of ability ?

The answer is zero, she is there because her birthcert says female, it is wokeness at its most vulgar. Off went the audio I refuse to listen to some cunt who has never played at those levels try pretend they know anything of the levels , experience, etc.

I will admit for the last leg of Cross and MvG I turned the audio on to hear the excuses by that prick Mardle.
Stutters Aspinall lean frame only served to highlight how obese Luke Fatter is. The cunt's fat hole, its almost as wide as Hunchback MvG's one. How can anyone allow themselves to get that fat and do nothing about it ? It is evident these cunts have zero pride, shame or self respect. Their women have to be with them only for their money as they are repulsive.What else does Luke Fatter offer the lazy cunt, what does MvG offer when he tried cheat on his wife when she was pregnant at the time. It has to be money.

Last quarter final was the potbellied man in his 50s who pretends he is a vegan, whilst dressed like a fucking retard, taking on Mumbles, a guy so fat where even his head is so fat he is incapable of pronouncing the most basic words in his own fucking language. Here is a guy who if you discount a lucky 3 month period over a year and a half ago has done nothing in over a dozen years in the PDC.
Krusty had 2 darts for his first win but missed in a shit match, I was bored senseless at this stage and just quit watching am sick of the same players week in week out in a non ranking exbo that means nothing....am sick of it at this stage, the sound of Mardle, the bullshit hype and the sight of repulsive fat cunts, its just too much and went and watched the West Ham match. 

There is 11 more weeks of this and I am fed up with it, hopefully by the time finals night comes across I might somehow develop an interest in caring.

EURO TOUR

Thank Christ this returned. Match of the day was Harryson against Van Veen and listening to Dawson go on like it was the greatest upset ever annoyed me, even Paul Nicholson had to inform him that Harryson has put in some great performances in the past 12 months, mostly in Modus. Jose de Sousa was superb in reaching 5 legs against Luke Littler, and when he got 2darts at a double for the win, completely shat himself and lost the match, and as good as Littler has been, he has certainly got more than his fair share of luck so far this year.

Leighton Bennett who always came across as a common scumbag, only reinforced my belief this week when this appeared DRA FINE INCOMNG

 I love nothing more than laughing at Mushrooms , and especially at people like Birmingham's answer to Christy Brown who constantly contradict himself.

When he got puled up on it, he quickly deleted the tweet, and when people laughed at him, he tried to pretend he "was joking", a ploy he has used countless times in the past when he was caught. Why would you anyone delete a tweet so quickly if they were joking. Then this is a mutant cunt who once joined a forum under the name of another known person and used that account to wish cancer on his main account so he could be seen as the victim. When he was outed, claimed he was going to anger management classes. He should get a refund, as he is always angry.

 

Lastly I updated the RIP Section on my blog after the passing of Tony Green.

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